December 2010
When people google Inspiring love quotes
batteriesnotincluded:
and set them as their facebook status
I want to shoot them in the face
Some teeth based pick up lines:
designateddrinker:
mercurysinretrograde:
Have you had your widom teeth removed? ‘Cause you certainly haven’yt had your beauty teeth removed.
Brace yourself ‘cause i’m the full 26 set.
Are those your milk teeth? Cause I’m about to make them white.
I’m a dentist! Open wide.
the first one is cute
the rest are just adfhsdgjfpdadfghjgfds
but you forgot “I’m about to inject into you”
...
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Some teeth based pick up lines:
Have you had your widom teeth removed? ‘Cause you certainly haven’t had your beauty teeth removed.
Brace yourself ‘cause i’m the full 26 set.
Are those your milk teeth? Cause I’m about to make them white.
I’m a dentist! Open wide.
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Does anyone have a non torrent download link to the Broken Social Scene bonus EP 'Lo-Fi For Dividing Nights'? I would love you forever.
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown: The Final...
Yep the time has come to reveal my top album of the year but first:
2. MARINA & THE DIAMONDS - THE FAMILY JEWELS
Everyones favourite Greco-Welsh songstress finally released her debut album this year. And what an amazing album it was. Moving on from her earlier keyboard dominated sound to more variation, The Family Jewels proved to be the most addictive album i have ever owned with a...
angstylicious asked: omg i am listening to your library radio and it is fab fab fabulous
angstylicious asked: omg i am listening to your library radio and it is fab fab fabulous
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Your amazing.
whateverthatsamlikes:
mylifeisfine:
Who ever is reading this.
I want you to know that you are loved. Don’t let little things get you down. You are amazing and beautiful just the way you are. Don’t change yourself to live up to other people’s stupid standards. Your perfect.
;’)
*You’re amazing. Just like grammar.
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I finally got The Stone Roses' self titled album...
I just thought I’d tell you this to pass the time, my dash is as slow as a metaphor tonight.
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I'm a boy and you're a girl and what else is there...
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown
3. THE DRUMS - THE DRUMS
After all the hype surrounding their EP Summertime!, the Brooklyn based Surf-Rock quartet’s debut album was one of the most anticipated records of 2010. And they certainly lived up to expectations with their self titled LP. Incorporating old material (such as hit Let’s Go Surfing) and well crafted new material, they extrapolated the promise of Summertime! into...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Bloc Party (12)
Mystery Jets (9)
Little Joy (7)
The Drums (5)
The Wombats (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Because Greentix are cunts I won't be going to...
hmmmmm on the upside:
*I won’t get stabbed by rats and suchlike
*I get the ticket refunded
*This gives me money
*With said money I could get a working phone
*Or a working iPod
*Or more books, DVDs and CDs to fritter more of my life away
*I’m probably going to choose the last option
But on the downside:
*I won’t see Mystery Jets
*Or Born Ruffians
*Unless I can get a...
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When people don't know when to use 'an' instead of...
thattimeiwasdarcywalker:
Oh holy fuck this annoys me so much!
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown
4. TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB - TOURIST HISTORY
The debut album by the Northern Irish ‘Alteronica’ group, quite simply ‘Tourist History’ is one of the best debut albums in recent years. Living up to the promise (and more) of their EP and early singles ‘Something Good Can Work’ and ‘I Can Talk’ (both of which appear on the album) the album is prehaps one...
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown
5. ARCADE FIRE - THE SUBURBS
The third album from the Canadians proved to be their most balanced and mature creation to date. Unlike their first two albums ‘The Suburbs’ provided no standout hits but instead produced a harmonius collection of songs that complemented each other to perfection. The Suburbs is nominated for a ‘Best Album’ Grammy, mainstream recognition for a...
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I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to...
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown
6. MYSTERY JETS - SEROTONIN
Well I’m seeing them in a few days touring for this very album. Modelling it after their suprise hit cover ‘Somewhere In My Heart’, ‘Serotonin’ showcases a synth-based type of indie-rock ranging from ballads (It’s Too Late To Talk), dancier songs (Flash A Hungry Smile, Show Me The Light) and somewhere in between (Dreaming Of Another...
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The new seaon of Doctor Who looks so fucking good...
The Christmas Special was quite awesome as well. I hope the ABC super fast-tracks the new season like they did the Christmas special.
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown
‘Cause yesterday i was being and festive and shit this is both 8 and 7.
8. BORN RUFFIANS - SAY IT
Another Canadian indie band to release a new album this year. Say It’s sound showed a progression from the folk riffs of ‘Red, Yellow, Blue’ to a more moderate bass heavy sound.
7. VAMPIRE WEEKEND - CONTRA
The new album from the Ivy League boys proved just as brilliant as...
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Merry Christmas my wonderful followers!
May your presents reflect how lovely you all are!
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My Top 10 Albums Of The Year Countdown
9. Bombay Bicycle Club - Flaws
When Bombay Bicycle Club announced that their new album would be acoustic only and would comprise mainly of covers of their own and other songs many people wrote it off as little more than a bonus disc on steroids. But with the release of ‘Flaws’ Bombay Bicycle Club proved them wrong with a brilliant mix of acoustic covers and originals that...
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Why do my relatives keep asking why I don’t have a girlfriend. I mean what the fuck I don’t ask them why most of their marriages are failng. Can’t they just leave me and my celibacy alone.
“But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.”
– Sarah Palin (via honnerlee)
“I once pushed Pete Doherty down some stairs… he didn’t notice”
– Keith Murray (via brainthrustmastery)
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I'm bored and have time on my hands
so from today I’ll countdown my top 10 albums of 2010 although their are many albums I loved but sadly couldn’t include.
10. BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE - FORGIVENESS ROCK RECORD
Everybodies favourite Canadian indie collective have surpassed themselves with their fourth LP. ‘Forgiveness…’ embodies the best qualities of BSS while leaving behind their sometimes hit-and-miss...
“When you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow”
– Chuck Colson (Special Counsel to President Nixon)
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Please don't turn me into a man
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People look so lonely when they're old
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Your friends would rather get high than play a...
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People look so lonely when they're old
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goodtasteinmusic:
Bright...